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petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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— 18 hours ago with 135161 notes

miss-elsaba:

The face of a broken man 

(via vronnyka)

— 18 hours ago with 31143 notes

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via jandom)

— 18 hours ago with 544180 notes

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

(Source: spazzdhn, via lordoftheinternet)

— 18 hours ago with 135204 notes
"When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do."
A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via firelorddahlia)

(Source: blacksupervillain, via andrewbelami)

— 19 hours ago with 374675 notes
cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

(Source: primateculture, via yaesthetic)

— 20 hours ago with 44386 notes
codeinewarrior:

lopmon:

this is what happens when every major news outlet in the US twists a story lmao! not loving this concept

only 3k votes tho

codeinewarrior:

lopmon:

this is what happens when every major news outlet in the US twists a story lmao! not loving this concept

only 3k votes tho

(Source: krystyka, via jandom)

— 1 day ago with 7031 notes

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

(Source: ballcocktail, via jandom)

— 1 day ago with 208744 notes
dreadqueer:

Literally all she did was point out misognyistic tropes in a video games, and this is the aftermath. Men continually prove feminism correct and necessary.

dreadqueer:

Literally all she did was point out misognyistic tropes in a video games, and this is the aftermath. Men continually prove feminism correct and necessary.

(via jandom)

— 1 day ago with 20320 notes
unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via jandom)

— 1 day ago with 162346 notes

yarrahs-life:

foreverpruned:

Then // Now

Out of all the spices… yall chose salt and pepper? You making basic bitches or powerpuff girls?

*chokes* can’t.

(Source: tokomon, via egberts)

— 1 day ago with 46685 notes
Straight White Guys:It's not racist. The reason why most characters are straight white guys is it's a business. They just want to do what makes the most money. No one's being racist or sexist. It's just smart business.
Straight White Guys:Having a Black Captain America or Pakistani Ms. Marvel or female Thor is PANDERING. All they're trying to do is get MONEY from you. It's just a marketing ploy! This is horrible!
— 1 day ago with 12010 notes

bigbardafree:

not-safe-for-earth:

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.

thank

(via sageruto)

— 1 day ago with 79794 notes
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
Anonymous (via palmist)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via caswitch)

— 1 day ago with 127108 notes

princehomo:

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

"MY CEREAL!!!"

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i’m not ashamed of this anymore this is real this is me

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

— 1 day ago with 206127 notes