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brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via foxnewsofficial)

— 42 minutes ago with 421001 notes

eldin:

versaceslut:

stacey nightmare is a gift to the world

i need therapy after watching this

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— 1 hour ago with 17520 notes

sexual-frustration:

Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator.

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— 10 hours ago with 130595 notes

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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— 10 hours ago with 80835 notes
Parents:be yourself
Me:-is self-
Parents:wait no
— 10 hours ago with 345458 notes
sassysashabraus:

LOOK AT THAT FIRE IN HER EYES

sassysashabraus:

LOOK AT THAT FIRE IN HER EYES

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— 1 day ago with 3245 notes

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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— 1 day ago with 50453 notes

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 232253 notes

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mediamattersforamerica:

Who gets to discuss America’s racial issues on Fox News: Five white people.

mediamattersforamerica:

Who gets to discuss America’s racial issues on Fox News: 
Five white people.

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